In one sentence: This the biggest PARTY IN THE HISTORY OF POLICY
CONFERENCE, ever. Like, ever ever. (Okay fine, that was two
sentences.)
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People said it couldn't be done. People said it was outrageous. People
said that we should just limit this PARTY TO 300 PEOPLE, and have a
nice, quiet "reception" or something. We said... "%^ that, we want
to PARTY!"
Come join 1300 Israel-lovers for a NIGHT LIKE NONE OTHER.
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Quick note: We'll have tons of heavily-armed security present, so if
you're a bad guy reading this, fuhghettabout.
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1300 people.
5 floors.
25+ VIP floor.
Special guests.
Live performances.
Crazy decor.
Jewel vaping lounge.
Free champagne at 1:00 am.
Israeli models (M/F).
Door prizes.
IDF photo-op.
Free oxygen bar.
Free hangover-proof vitamin energy elixir.
Free FourLoko shots.
Polaroids.
Pizza at 2:00 am.
And truly outrageous things we couldn't possibly write here.
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This is a party, not a fundraising "reception". It's a party.
P-A-R-T-Y.
But we did want to party with a purpose, so a portion of the party
proceeds will go to help impoverished Holocaust survivors. In fact,
we'll have a Holocaust survivor special guest. He's going to be our
grand marshall, and he's stoked to boogie down with you and 1300
other Israel-lovers.
This party is NOT an excuse to read you our annual report or give
boring speeches - we don't even have an annual report, and our only
speech is "more champagne, please."
This is not your grandma's AFTER-PARTY. Actually, we take that back.
Your grandma is a bad-ass and she'd totally PARTY WITH US. Bring her
along. We'll give her free cover. Seriously, free cover to anyone over
70.
Anyone who's been to policy conference before will tell you that
there's a lot more to policy conference than just policy. That's why
we made this party.
This is a party for party's sake, and it's going to be fun. FUN.
We have no hidden agenda. No guilt-trip lurking after 10 minutes of a
"beer and wine" open bar. No bait-n-switch. No ask. Our only agenda is
LOVING Israel, REPPIN' 'Murika, and having good times.
We have a full bar. And though you have to pay for drinks, they'll be
plenty of opportunities to score free drink tickets. And you can
always make friends with someone who buys a bottle. Plus, our roaming
party team will be distributing free FourLoko shots throughout the
night.
Don't waste Policy Conference hidden away in your hotel room.
Don't sip tired drinks in a generic local bar on a Sunday night.
Come to a special, once-a-year party designed for policy conference
attendees, by policy conference attendees.
Live it up with your delegation, or your friends from the other side
of the country, or meet sexy strangers who love Israel like you do.
Each of our five floors has a totally different atmosphere, from night
club to Israeli rooftop party to cocktail soiree.
To keep you going - and make your morning a little more pleasant - all
attendees will receive a special hangover-proof vitamin elixir and
access to a state-of-the-art oxygen bar. We get it: Policy Conference
is exhausting, but vitamin elixir and oxygen are magic. Seriously,
magic. There's a reason oxygen bars are all over Vegas, and a reason
NFL players take oxygen after plays. Five minutes with our
(complimentary) 95% aviators' oxygen will make you feel like you just
slept for nine hours. Yup, this is the only party that you'll leave
LESS tired than you arrived.
So even if you've got somewhere to be first, finish your night with
us. We're going 'till 2:00 am. And we promise not to drink everything
before you show up.
This is the biggest, sexiest Jewish party of the year.
We'll see you there.
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