The Fantasy Adventure of Short Sword & Long Bow

The Mis-Adventure of Short Sword and Long Bow delivers classic Dungeons & Dragons-style thrills—packed with oddball characters, unpredictable magic, and glorious mayhem.

Meet Short Sword & Long Bow: a mismatched, quick-witted duo of swords-for-hire who are far better at getting into trouble than out of it. When a routine job spirals into a mysterious, high-stakes quest, they’re forced to face arcane secrets, dangerous foes, and the uncomfortable possibility that they might actually be the heroes of this story.

Perfect for fans of epic fantasy with a comedic twist, this tale blends adventure, banter, and chaos into one unforgettable mis-adventure.

Grab your gear. Roll for initiative. And try not to poke the glowing artifact.

The Fantasy Mis-Adventures of Short Sword and Long Bow

Directed by Dan Griffiths

 May 29, 30 & June 5 & 6 

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